I am in the market for FireWood. So I go on our local TV stations’ classified (free advertising) and search for cheap, yet good, firewood. There is quite a few; I was impressed.
Impressed until I got a response from one of the ads I emailed. This guys ad was for Pine and Cherry wood. Okay, but what kind of Pine? I emailed him and asked “What kind of Pine?” He replies back, “there is only one kind of Pine”.
What does he think I am, stupid !? There are over 115 different kinds of Pine Trees out there. I want Pinion Pine, a very clean burning, no sparking Pine. ”
So much for that guy, on the the next !